Episode 64 - The End Is NYE!

We're back baby! After a month off I guess this would be the start of season 2? On this ride Mike and Don talk about the coming of the Raptors and other apocalyptic BS. Enjoy!

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Episode 63 - Pushing the Palsy Mummy

On this ride Mike talks about the joys of the insanity that lay just outside your door.

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Episode 62 - Tweak Week!

On this ride Mike breaks down his week from hell...Tweakers, tweakers, tweakers. Morons, retards, rednecks. Tweakers, inbreds, tweakers, Glenn Beck, tweakers...TWEAKERS SUCK!

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Episode 61 - The American Dream.

On this ride, we take a look at The American Dream and what it means to Mike. The good the bad and the really retarded. Everybody's welcome in Mikes American Wet Dream...

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Episode 60 - The Vagina Safari

On this ride, Mike talks about women.  The plain and simple truth that all men need to hear about relationships and getting the sex!

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Episode 59 - Make it GOOGLE!

On this ride Mike discusses Vampires running for office, saying NO to your blood sucking room mate and  hacking road signs to prove the value of a good poop joke.  Also doing computer repair for morons and telling the SYFY channel where they can stick it, how much pressure to apply to break it off and the correct doctor to visit to remove it again.  Oh, and then something detonated in his truck.

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Episode 58 - No Fate

On this ride Mike shares his feelings on the concepts of destiny, Karma, Kismet and prophecy. He also encourages you to stop lying to your kids and turn off the TV. Also Tsunamis and other natural disasters plus how he almost missed the whole "Charlie Sheen Thing"

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Episode 57 - Hail His Mighty Return!

On this ride Mike warns about the dangers of Idiotic fashions that won't die. Curses Taco Bell for its beany cheesey goodness, shares the awesomeness of the Honey Badger and then there is some talk of climate change and hanging out with hippies to get Mike a hover car.

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Episode 56 - Mike Has A Happy!

On this ride Mike realizes that all he does is spew negativity, so he decides to take the time to tell you what makes him happy and why.  So come on down and give a listen as the fat man rambles for an hour about the stuff that makes him giggle deep down in that funny spot.  Enjoy!!

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Episode 55 - Behind Enemy Lines

On this ride Mike and his brother find themselves deep in hostile territory. While they discuss the ins and outs of the tattoo industry, the enemy draws closer and closer...Will the survive?  What is in store for Mike's brother when he gets home!  Tune in, find out!

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Episode 54 - Pornucopia

On this ride Mike and his wonderful wife discuss the depths of weird in which sex toys can sink. Happy Valentines day everybody!

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Episode 53 - MIKE SMASH!!!!!

On this ride Mike tempestuously expatiates on the seriatim of why Karen at the One Stop should be flogged, drawn, quartered, burned and then have her ashes pissed upon...

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Episode 52 - Life's short, PARTY TARD!

On this ride; Ben, Chad and Jose join me to talk about life, video games, Jesus Christ: Zombie killer and My most disturbing dream to date.  It's been a whole year since we started this and I can't tell you how much fun it has been.  Thanks to everyone for making this show so much fun!  Huzzah and on with the show!

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Episode 51 - WTF is a scacciapensieri!?

On this ride we are joined by my biggest fans. Ryan and Jessica stop by to discuss demented double booking dentists, creepy porn, the DMV and Sarah Palins new theme song that begs to be re-written...

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Episode 50 - Tardpocalypse NOW!

On this ride I talk about the updated time table for the end of the world. Getting old, emitting Tard attracting pheromones and the effect they have at Wal-mart. Then some guy at the movie theater forgets to put his c*ck away...

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Episode 49 - The passion of the Beaverheart!

On this ride Mr. Jose joins Mike to talk of Mel Gibson fisting a beaver puppet he found in the garbage, learning to curse in multiple languages with Google Translate and beating your children in order to save the future of the human race.

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