Episode 48 - Deck the halls with boughs of Hawking!

Happy holidays and Merry Christmas everyone! We're a day late and a driver short for this one. So I went on without him, I discuss the finer points of holiday angels, my new pus*y repelling jacket and we get a holiday well wishing message from my special friend.
-Love Mike

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Episode 47 - Vicodin, Vehicles & Vomit!

On this ride we talk about Mikes fear of ghosts watching him touch his naughty spot, his short lived tattooing career, His brothers dirty little secret, anger management for the CnC and raciest roommates for fun and profit.   Enjoy!

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Episode 46 - Singularity, this sucks.

On this ride, Mike sits alone in his little room wondering why none of the other kids came to his party...and then some German guy broke his face on the floor.  It was awesome.

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Episode 45 - Surely it can't be true!!

On this ride we try to honor one of Mikes heroes the late Mr. Leslie Nielsen. Also we touch on some political notes. (Warning all of Mikes political ramblings are nothing more than NyQuil induced hysteria please disregard) 

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Episode 44 - Lies, Lies, Lies!

On this ride we try to make up for last weeks suck fest of not funny, and we think we have! Don murders a six pack while Mike gets out nerded by his little brother. Then we come up with yet ANOTHER million dollar idea!

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Episode 43 - Funny Like A Tumor.

On this ride...NOTHING HAPPENS! I mean WOW, what a freakin boring episode! By far the most mind numbingly NOT FUNNY episode EVER! Also, we talk about Don teabagging Mikes Stormtrooper mug.  Cause thats what friends do.  Right?

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Episode 42 - The Sch-long Soiree

On this ride Mike discusses his wifes pension for penis parties and everything just goes horribly wrong from there.  iTunes censored the title cause Sch-long is not acceptable for such a high class establishment...

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Episode 41 - Whatza Buttpirate?

On this ride we discuss drunken Halloween fun, getting hit on at Walmart, Minnie Mouse gets a little handsy and ask the question that everyone wants answered...how much c#ck is too much?

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Episode 40 - Bullsh*t With The Nerrgii.

On this ride we check out Donald's voice-mail, Mike talks piercings and tattoos, Karmas a bitch and our President worships Crom!  And if he doesn't listen...well then too hell with him!

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Episode 39 - Superglue The Mangina

On this ride Mike's wife joins him to explore the joys of rampaging monkeys.  The sorrow of lost shopping opportunities and the exhilaration of crapping your Datsun. Enjoy!

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Episode 38 - Boar's Face!!

On this ride we discuss What Mike wants from the dear and fluffy Lord, how not to use the sh*tter, dead things that make your friends vomit and we ask the eternal question...Is good gas mileage "Punk Rock"?

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Episode 37 - Here's ___ in your eye!

On this ride we talk about Don going hunting for a bear, Segwaying into the afterlife, finding a habitable planet, Mikes gay ninja cat is not to be trifled with, The Brothers Yang, we check Google to see how trendy Jesus is and Jimmy tries to mount a bear!!

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Episode 36 - Till Dork Do Us Part

On this ride we have an awesome guest host. While Donald is off bear hunting (Actual bears, not big harry gay men) I take this time to hang out with my wife! We talk about being married to a geek, our parents and life in general...Enjoy!

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Episode 35 - Retail Assvertising

On this ride we discuss the wonderful world of WiiSex, Condom addictions for the underprivileged, Unused AD space, Mike talks about the racism of Clorox for coloreds, Shotgun Golf and Donald stole the gorram foam!

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Episode 34 - Shenis Envy...

On this ride we take a look at NERD RAGE and the aftermath of saying that Star Wars sucks. Also nut job Tea Baggers who don't diddle and Mike whips out his Shenis to prove that it's that big for a very good reason.

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Episode 33 - Mtn. Dew and Desperation

On this ride we talk about visiting Fort Gay, effeminate Latino waiters with a pension for Pepsi, Cocks (Both Metal and Plural).  Also Some kid electrifies his nipples and almost dies thus proving that evolution is no longer valid because we resuscitate retards. Chad and Ben are back and idiocy runs rampant...

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Episode 32 - Tomatojuana

On this ride we learn that through the miracle of genetics, veggies will get you high! Also we sing about the lamentations of the women, the Nuge speaks on gun control and much more!

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Episode 31 - Ante, Christ.

On this ride Mike SCREAMS AT IDIOT DRIVERS!!! Donlad comes prepared, we make fun of Alzheimer's and SOMEONE takes their pants off, while the other looks on in horror...sheer horror.

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Episode 30 - Busting the ManHymen..

On this ride, MIKE SHARES TOO MUCH! Also we chat about stupid movies, fibbing about our life achievements (or flat out lying depending on ones POV.), catching a man with meat smell on your naughty bits and more!

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Episode 29 - Douchebag DEFCON 2!!!

On this ride Ben joins us again as we try to tackle such topics as being rude to the homeless, shooting people with dead rodentia, ManCave etiquette "A mans guide to you not touching his sh*t." and getting ghost raped as a way to life eternal.

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Episode 28 - The B.O.W.E.L Movement.

On this ride we talk about Mike being 2F2C (To fat to camp), Impacted colons and the joy they bring (Oh, cheese. I love you but my butt hole can't take much more.), man cramps and the hell of being without the internet for 3 days and more.

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Episode 27 - Songs in the key of Pee Pee.

On this ride Don and Mike talk about the pros and cons of  getting stabbed by Harry Potter, a song about My Pee Pee, sticking your di#k in a power outlet, traffic lights and how much donkey crotch they lick, scramming the PORN Reactor and much more!

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Episode 26 - Pacifisting

On this ride... DONS BACK! Also, Lord Vader makes a withdrawl, The Douche bags of the Westboro Baptist Church VS The Mighty Nerds Of Comic-con and Mike wears dirty panties like a spider-man mask!

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Episode 25 - Diabeetus And Fresh Balls!

On this ride Donald is MIA! So Mike trys out two substitute drivers.  Ben and Chad from Pennsylvania Skype in and give us their opinion on, well everything from wearing testicular deodorant to the existence of the Amish Shocker. Fucktupedness abounds!!

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Episode 24 - call..call..CALL!! CALL!!! FU@K!!!!

On this ride we hear from the raciest Road Warrior, we also talk about the cinematic end of the world, Mike's POS cell phone and the family in the car next to him that now think he's a lunatic. Also we discuss having a Jetsons future, holding some di#k and opening a Nerd Bar.

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Episode 23 - Do Amazon Goddesses Bleed?

On this ride we take a look at the Terra Fugia flying car could Mikes dreams finally be coming true?   Bixa Muda talks about Egg Burgers and we discuss Wonder Womans Period Panties with our first OOVOO guest! Come; sit, listen and laugh!  Beware...NSFW!

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Episode 22 - This Poop Tastes Funny!

On this ride we talk about being Mike being Jobless, Deviant Juror #12, Upside down beer drinking and Angels that refuse to stay in the churches closet any more. Enjoy!

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Episode 21 - Die! Puppetmaster DIE!

On this ride we visit the Creation Museum and talk Science VS Religion. Also we talk about professional sign holders, the worst Birthday ever, having the puppet master as your nemesis/roommate, DIY Native American space craft construction and Don takes a nap! It's riveting, people!

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Episode 20 - Wookiee Wiener Musings

On this ride we talk about Mikes passion for failing to be a rock star, the joys of your first gherkin jerkin, when eating in  Australia you clean your plate...or else, Lawsuit Voodoo and lots of insomnia driven gibberish.

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Episode 19 - Waking up Il.

On this ride we cover new Nerd tech, restructuring a show with no structure, teaching the children to blow stuff up, R2-D2 observatory and the rare side effects of a mass head trauma.

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Episode 18 - Asswipe For The Apocalypse.

On this ride we discuss using your own vomit as a weapon, mistaking someones dead body for a deer, Mays Douche bag of the month and what to do with Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin Books when the world comes crashing down and zombies roam the streets.

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Episode 17 - Sexorcism OUT YE UNCLEAN THING!

On this ride we talk about Belezabuttfu^king, attending the Heinrich Himmler Community College in Mississippi, great nerd tech, getting fired for Facebook updates and the Einstein-Rosen Bridge.

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Episode 16 - With Pisti, With Piste, With Green Gravy!

On this ride we talk abortion VS just nuking the trailer park, most commonly misheard song lyrics, Chads best way to die and Tweeting for TP.

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Episode 15 - Funeral Douche..

On this ride we talk best ways to die, stories of a loving mother, stoplight from heck and Mike goes full retard....HAPPY MOTHERS DAY ALL!!

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Episode 14 - Metal In 2012!!!

On this ride we discuss a boy named horse di*k, trying to buy shoes for under $20, being mistaken for a convicted felon, the SIXX/HALFORD 2012 race for the White House and the ability to enter hyperspace while in the proximity of a mass shadow..

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Episode 13 - My Hero Sh^ts His Pants..

On this ride we try to get a little serious and fail. We talk about how violence in the media affects us, starting sh^t on the internet and messed up news...

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Episode 12 - Finger Fu**ing The Pi...

On this ride Mike tries to justify quitting smoking in his head, while Don just fu*ks with it. Also we cover Stargate V Religion, building an army of Mike and tales from the workplace...

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Episode 11 - Smokin 'toids..

On this ride we find out what breath mint will get you high, looking for a phallus on google earth and renting a U-Haul..OVER...

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Episode 10 - Bahnengolf And Injun Repair..

On this ride we talk about past jobs, shuffleing off the mortal coil mid coitis, whorish princesses and how we're going to make mini golf millions!!!!

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Episode 9 - Fatty No Snacking!!

On this ride we discusses Mikes' new diet, getting felt up by someones mom,moronic robbers and Don imparts some little known fishing knowledge.

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Episode 8 - Subconsciously Fey..

On this ride we cover some strange ground, with the help of our passenger David we talk Hobbies, moving to Oklahoma, strange places to get your jerk on, Tweets that make you unemployed and drunken pyrotechnics!

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Episode 7 - The Fatman Vs Mor-Mon..

On this ride we get a little serious, talking about don't ask don't tell, Religion and making Mikes dick glow in the dark!

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Episode 6 - Ménage à tard!

On this ride we pick up a passanger, my Brother! we talk tattooing, sasquatch strippping, sibling choke holds and more!!

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Episode 5 - 3 inches of flaccid doom!

On this ride we cover naughty parties, moving to Moscow, being hung like a tit mouse and much more.  Well, not much more.

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Episode 4 - Masturbatersizing!

On this ride we discuss fatty haters, Stroking your way to a thinner you, the horror of raising children and the burn scar on my ball sack.

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Episode 3 - Ulcerative Colitiscope..

On this trip we talk sexy robots, bleeding butt holes, ex girlfriends and redneck co-workers..

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Episode 2 - My hero Prostidude!

On this ride, we talk about male prostitution, rectal mutilation, virginal auctions and more dick and fart jokes!!

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Episode 1 - The Saga Begins..

On this trip Mike and Don converse about the joys of Star Wars, webcam nudity and wireless routers named dick!

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